Urlacher Trumps for N.M. Congressional Candidate - Page 2 - DaBearz

**UrlsGrrl54** · #16 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagan81

What do you call a vegetarian with a stomach virus?

Answer (you will remember this if you were around in the early 90s):
a Salad Shooter!

Ewww, GROSS!

**Dagan81** · #17 (**permalink**) 06-12-2008, 03:51 PM

It's true, you know.

**UrlsGrrl54** · #18 (**permalink**) 06-12-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagan81

It's true, you know.

Shooting it from both ends, if she's bulimic....

**Dagan81** · #19 (**permalink**) 06-12-2008, 08:56 PM

You mean she plunges her asshole in order for her to shit on purpose?

Ewww. Ewww. Ewww!

Well, I take that back, she can use laxatives. I had a friend who was bulimic and she would do that. She had many bottles of that "shit" in her bathroom.

**UrlsGrrl54** · #20 (**permalink**) 06-14-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagan81

You mean she plunges her asshole in order for her to shit on purpose?

Ewww. Ewww. Ewww!

Well, I take that back, she can use laxatives. I had a friend who was bulimic and she would do that. She had many bottles of that "shit" in her bathroom.

No, Zeus! Bulimia is when a chick hogs it up, then makes herself barf to get rid of it. I say 'chick', because men rarely suffer from that affliction.

**Dagan81** · #21 (**permalink**) 06-15-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UrlsGrrl54

No, Zeus! Bulimia is when a chick hogs it up, then makes herself barf to get rid of it. I say 'chick', because men rarely suffer from that affliction.

This is what she did, Urls. She would eat, and then either gag herself or purge anally. It was always sad to hear her talk about it. We would talk about my bipolar disorder and she would talk about her bulimia.

**UrlsGrrl54** · #22 (**permalink**) 06-16-2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagan81

This is what she did, Urls. She would eat, and then either gag herself or purge anally. It was always sad to hear her talk about it. We would talk about my bipolar disorder and she would talk about her bulimia.

Damn! That's f*cked up.

**Dagan81** · #23 (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 08:43 PM

Yeah. I always feel bad when I talk to other people who have mental illnesses like I do. I just empathize with them so much.

**UrlsGrrl54** · #24 (**permalink**) 06-20-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagan81

Yeah. I always feel bad when I talk to other people who have mental illnesses like I do. I just empathize with them so much.

The good thing is you're doing something about it. You're not making excuses, or using it as a crutch and I thank you for that.

You

, Zeus!

**Dagan81** · #25 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by UrlsGrrl54

The good thing is you're doing something about it. You're not making excuses, or using it as a crutch and I thank you for that.

You

, Zeus!

And while I've been in school off and on for eight years because in part of complications due to my bipolar disorder, I'm scheduled to graduate from UT in the fall of 2009 with a degree in history. That will be a momentous occasion for me, and perhaps to that point, the greatest achievement of my life.

**UrlsGrrl54** · #26 (**permalink**) 06-30-2008, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagan81

And while I've been in school off and on for eight years because in part of complications due to my bipolar disorder, I'm scheduled to graduate from UT in the fall of 2009 with a degree in history. That will be a momentous occasion for me, and perhaps to that point, the greatest achievement of my life.

Good for you! As for the subject at hand, I wonder how well Big Sexy's candidate did (or is looking to win)?

BULLITT · #27 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 12:01 PM

He should be more concerned with raising a well balanced child - His own !