If he'd use it correctly, he'd be fine, lol! Somebody's gotta teach this dude how NOT to pick skanks! He's got to get back to WORK and bring the LOMBARDI to Chicago. He (and the other Bears) owe us a Superbowl WIN, and no one should get a raise until they do.
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"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men." Abraham Lincoln
Of course, Zeus Dear! Look at Big Sexy on the surface: he likes trailer trash, has multiple baby mamas, feels 'entitled' to more money (despite not having ACHIEVED HIS CAREER'S HIGHEST GOAL...the LOMBARDI), has equally sense-of-entitlement slacker money-grubbing friends (Briggs), hangs out with hoodrats (going to bat in court for Tank Johnson) and has an entourage primarily made up of his slacker brother.
He is the ultimate DEMOCRAT.
He can be saved from this 'ailment'...
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Gifts:
"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men." Abraham Lincoln
Of course, Zeus Dear! Look at Big Sexy on the surface: he likes trailer trash, has multiple baby mamas, feels 'entitled' to more money (despite not having ACHIEVED HIS CAREER'S HIGHEST GOAL...the LOMBARDI), has equally sense-of-entitlement slacker money-grubbing friends (Briggs), hangs out with hoodrats (going to bat in court for Tank Johnson) and has an entourage primarily made up of his slacker brother.
Of course, Zeus Dear! Look at Big Sexy on the surface: he likes trailer trash, has multiple baby mamas, feels 'entitled' to more money (despite not having ACHIEVED HIS CAREER'S HIGHEST GOAL...the LOMBARDI), has equally sense-of-entitlement slacker money-grubbing friends (Briggs), hangs out with hoodrats (going to bat in court for Tank Johnson) and has an entourage primarily made up of his slacker brother.
He is the ultimate DEMOCRAT.
He can be saved from this 'ailment'...
Are you the cure you're thinking of, my dear sweet Urls?
Are you the cure you're thinking of, my dear sweet Urls?
Sph, you are cracking me up! Brian's political affiliations and/or off field issues are the stuff Jerry Springer DREAMS OF. Zeus Dear, the only thing 'left' about me is the hand I write with.
I don't think Dear Brian could accept/handle my political viewpoints. I'm a big fan of personal responciblity.
He's still easy on the eyes, tho....
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"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men." Abraham Lincoln
Sph, you are cracking me up! Brian's political affiliations and/or off field issues are the stuff Jerry Springer DREAMS OF. Zeus Dear, the only thing 'left' about me is the hand I write with.
I don't think Dear Brian could accept/handle my political viewpoints. I'm a big fan of personal responciblity.
He's still easy on the eyes, tho....
What would I do if I ever dated a vegetarian when I myself love the taste of medium-rare steak?
Urlacher Trumps for N.M. Congressional Candidate 
That's why he's begging for more money....the whores, baby mamas & kids upkeep is straining his wallet. 
