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05-13-2008, 10:00 AM
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here's the rules. this will be used as a place to tell it like it is, say whatever comes to mind, and possibly an occasional haven for my own drunken blogs.
ill start with a short song that was inspired by a poop i took 20 minutes after my final exam..
It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the seat protector on, I was grunting
The bystanders went by, they were say i'm stinkin
No courtesy flush, we're all dyin'
Poops runnin down a drain
That Mexican dinner seemed ok to me
Workin on a 2-flusher, sendin em wherever it leads
Poops runnin down a drain
It felt so good, voiding was so incredible
I hit cruise control and read my book
The last three minutes, the sh*t was unstoppable
It was piling out....
well, you get it..
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05-13-2008, 10:01 AM
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| | | Shit Pickle
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05-13-2008, 10:05 AM
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| | | ^ever use your tears as lubrication, troll?
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05-13-2008, 10:06 AM
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| | | sometimes,your mom prefers astroglide though
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05-13-2008, 10:06 AM
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| | | I suggest a diet of corn, peanuts, asparagus and habeneros. A deadly brew.
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05-13-2008, 10:08 AM
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| | | pork burro with extra cilantro and sour cream then squeeze alot of lime on it
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05-13-2008, 10:18 AM
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| | | i hate the bulls
and i tried to shit but only farted what a curse
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05-13-2008, 10:18 AM
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| | | 8 white castles...opt for onion rings over fries, grape soda, 27 packets of dusseldorf mustard and hot sauce....all at the witching hour of 2am.
gold, my friends.
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05-13-2008, 10:22 AM
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| | | ever go single for a month or two and because of it, you become lazy and dont shave your pubies....then you meet a girl that wants to..well, you know...then you remember at that moment that your unmentionables looks like an egg sticking out of a vulcher's nest due to your hiatus?
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05-13-2008, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBaschnagelnator  ever go single for a month or two and because of it, you become lazy and dont shave your pubies....then you meet a girl that wants to..well, you know...then you remember at that moment that your unmentionables looks like an egg sticking out of a vulcher's nest due to your hiatus? |
thats why I shave every week,cut my gooch the other night, it hurts when I wipe
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05-13-2008, 11:10 AM
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05-13-2008, 11:24 AM
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| | | **** you Dan Gadd you piece of shit!
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05-13-2008, 11:30 AM
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| | | super suck
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05-13-2008, 11:31 AM
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| | | claws aka suck
can you change my user name to scuzzlebutt
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05-13-2008, 11:32 AM
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| | | Your name backwards is Gadd Nad. That has to suck. | | |
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