Dumb Criminal - DaBearz

**The Benjamin** · #1 (**permalink**) 07-20-2008, 12:22 PM

Least Competent Criminals
Not Ready for Prime Time: According to police in Canton, Mich., Joseph Webster, 54, walked into a Comerica bank in June, gave the teller a robbery note and claimed he had a bomb strapped to his body. A nearby customer overheard, pulled out his licensed 9 mm handgun and told Webster: "You are not robbing this bank." Webster insisted: "But I have a bomb." The customer: "I don't care." Webster then quietly sat down in a chair, where he remained until police arrived.

BlackDiamond · #2 (**permalink**) 07-20-2008, 01:23 PM

Omg, he really meant business, huh? Dumb ass.

**The Benjamin** · #3 (**permalink**) 07-20-2008, 01:28 PM

**Jimmors** · #4 (**permalink**) 07-20-2008, 01:42 PM

Reminds me of an episode of Reno 911 where they respond to a strip club with a guy and a bomb threat, had a bomb strapped to his chest, only to find out that the "bomb" was just hotdogs.

mjm · #5 (**permalink**) 07-20-2008, 07:42 PM

Papa Bear · #6 (**permalink**) 07-20-2008, 08:24 PM

that customer had some cajones.