redneck vasectomy

[dolfan06]

a redneck went to the doctor to see about a vasectomy, the doctor told him it would be $1200, the redneck thought that was too expensive.
the doctor told him about a do-it-yourself method he could do at home.
Hows that he asked.
the doctor told him to light a cherry bomb, put it in a beer can and count to ten.
he said he didn't see how that would work, but he went home and did what the doctor said.
he lit the cherry bomb, put it in a beer can, counted to five on one hand, put the bag between his legs and continued counting on the other hand, 6, 7, 8.................

[BULLITT]