A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
>
> >> local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
> >> young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
> >> Sergeant Major for conversation.
> >>
> >> "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
> >> Is something bothering you?"
> >>
> >> "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
> >>
> >> "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
> >> looks like you've seen a lot of action."
> >>
> >> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
> >>
> >> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
> >> "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
> >> enjoy yourself."
> >>
> >> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
> >>
> >> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
> >> the wrong way, but when is the last time you had
> >> sex?"
> >>
> >> "1955, ma'am."
> >>
> >> "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
> >> everything so seriously!
> >> I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a
> >> private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
> >>
> >> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
>
> >> said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
> >>
> >> The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
>
> >> voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
> >>
> >> (Don't you just love military time?)
> >
> >
__________________
Gifts:
The Following User Says Thank You to dolfan06 For This Useful Post:
zip: 345140 
Help us Obi-wan, you're our only hope !
Linear Mode
