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Old 06-28-2008, 07:13 PM
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mothers milk

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last
> question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none
> at all.
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> One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
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> He wrote:
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> 1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
> 2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
> 3.) It is always the right temperature.
> 4.) It is inexpensive.
> 5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
> 6.) It is always available as needed.
>
> And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell
> indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote....
>
> 7.) It comes in cute containers.
>
> He got an A
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:14 PM
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