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Old 06-24-2008, 10:09 PM
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a loving tale

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in
his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,'
her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy
Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Long legs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and sto mped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having
any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it?
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