| Lone Ranger and Tonto
the lone ranger and tonto were out on the trail and the lone ranger had to take a crap. just as he squatted down a rattlesnake bit him on his penis. the lone ranger told tonto to ride in to town and find a doctor and ask him what to do. tonto found a doctor and asked him what he should do. the doctor told him if the poison wasn't sucked out the lone ranger would surely die.
when tonto rode back to camp and the lone ranger wanted to know what the doctor said. tonto said, " oh kemosabe, the doctor said you're gonna die!"
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