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Old 06-18-2008, 03:14 PM
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OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough shit. Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!!
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I would like to order a slab of camel ass and a side dish of camel hump
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I would like to order a slab of camel ass and a side dish of camel hump
how about a tasty sand burger?
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how about a tasty sand burger?

Can I get some scorpion juice with that?
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This is brilliant. Did you think of this?
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This is brilliant. Did you think of this?
hell no, i'm not that devious. it was sent to me in an email.
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